As a woman: A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60's younger sister. Like her sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy. She is a good cook but only if the recipe requires no more than one pot (module).
Shooting your foot: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
- found on the net in Tallus Humor Archives (I think)
Coming up as soon as I get time for it - a nice little introduction to Pascal, the good old Borland style...